Episodes of Drunk History I could narrate
Inspired by everyone. Face it, y'all just wanna get plastered.
- •The Battle of CaraboboThe one that finally ended Spanish rule in South America. Would faithfully reenact general Jose Antonio Páez's famous "TURN THE F***K AROUND" moment. Even though he said it another battle. And with other words. And in Spanish.
- •The return of Apollo 13We all saw the movie, right?
- •That final game in 04 when the Red Sox beat the YankeesAnd proceeded to bury the Bambino Curse. GLORIOUS.
- •The whole OJ Simpson ordealWe all saw the show, right?
- •The Battle of Stirling BridgeAye, ye all saw the damn Mel Gibson moovay, but y'dunna knoo tha TROO stooray, doo ya, ya Yanks?
- •The Battle of EndorDon't you dare tell me this isn't history.