How My Life Would Be Different If My Last Name Would Actually Be "Mohr"

Inspired by @Boogie whom at this point must be considered a bad influence and I love her for it
  1. Imagine how many people would want just Juan Mohr.
    (You may need to read that one out loud.)
  2. I'd be so annoying people would truly understand that less is Mohr
  3. If I had a kid, I'd call him Noah.
    And people would want Noah Mohr.
  4. I'd marry a woman named Anita, last name D--
    You know, it's bad to write lists drunk, I'm just gonna stop
  5. (I have a feeling I didn't do this right, but this was fun anyway)
    Almost feel.sorry there's already a Jay Mohr.