Lists you thought of and wisely discarded

Sometimes, in the spur if the moment, you have that perfect idea for a post, a tweet, a comment or a list, but you are unable to elaborate. And when you do... you are grateful you saved yourself the embarrassment.
  1. Screenshots in your phone, explained.
    Yeah, I'm not falling for that one, li.st.
  2. Why I choose to stay drunk
    This doesn't even need to be a list.
  3. This is why you're a bitch
    Did you learn nothing from "The Social Network"?
  4. Why I'm leaving you
    Um... privacy, much?
  5. My choice of drugs for tonight
    Yes, the local police would LOVE to read this list.
  6. Suggestions are open!