The Bernard Pivot List, part 9: What profession other than yours would you never want to try?

We return to our regularly scheduled programming to the next to last question. Part 7 here: The Bernard Pivot List, part 8: What profession other than yours would you like to try?
  1. Accountant
    If you truly love being knee deep in numbers, you have my respect, but I also think you're a little crazy!!!
  2. Working in Finance
    😈
    Suggested by   @solena
  3. Massage Therapist
    I have a problem touching people my instincts tell me are not good human beings. I can't even sit in a chair vacated by a stranger who sets off my ugly soul detector.
    Suggested by   @Dashelamet
  4. Dentistry
    Other people's teeth freak me out. I can't handle seeing teeth wiggle or get pulled, and all the associated drilling and poking and scraping involved with teeth just makes my skin crawl.
    Suggested by   @jhope71
  5. Pediatric Oncologist
    I am extremely grateful someone can do it, but no way in hell😓
    Suggested by   @cvlop61
  6. Plumber.
    Squeezing under damp houses, cleaning overflowing septic tanks and replacing toilets does not sound like my idea of a good time,
    Suggested by   @angela3950
  7. Slaughterhouse worker/butcher
    I can't even walk through the meat section of the grocery store.
    Suggested by   @DG