True want ads (based on song titles)
I've been a little gloomy so far. (Yes I have.) So I checked the local Craigslist to cheer me up. (No I didn't.) What I saw surprised me. (Wrong.) Stop it! (I'm your inner voice, YOU stop it.)
- •Dirty deeds, done at dirt cheap pricesSounded familiar, but...
- •Will do ANYTHING for love—Yay! —"Except that". —Shoot.
- •Hearts unbrokenJust say you'll love her again
- •"It" got onFor sensitive people with so much to learn.
- •We tell them whyIt's nothing but a heartache. Will want it that way.
- •Want to know what love isKnow you can show me. (A bit on the nose, I thought, but ok, I wish them well.) U
- •Will buy a stairway to heavenThis lady made me wonder.