Why I haven't been seen around li.st

Your favorite (okay, only) Venezuelan li.ster is alive and well. A brief update on the absence.
  1. I haven't had Internet in my house for two weeks
    My módem went kaput.
  2. My phone won't hold my data plan.
    Had it since May and haven't been able to fix that.
  3. Work, work, work, work, work
    Insert Rihanna, "update your references, old man" joke here.
  4. Inspiration has been low
    Hence this list.
  5. I'm tired.
    Help.