Inspired by @Boogie via @karlalucia
  1. You hear the words "Nah, I don't feel like watching a movie"
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  2. A dog on the street was not petted.
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  3. Dessert is politely rejected.
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  4. I get up early on a Sunday to work out.
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  5. I do not immediately approve to the idea of going to the bookstore.
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  6. I avoid my family.
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  7. Absolute giveaway: reggaeton comes up anywhere... and I like it.
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    (And I'm not drunk.)