THE VANITY PLATE DIARIES
- •So I was out driving today.
- •And find myself behind an Audi A4 at a red light.
- •The license plate reads: ACHOOGesundheit!
- •So I piece together/deduce the backstory:
- •Dad:"I know you wanted a Jag, son, but you're 16. It's your first car. An Audi is certainly nothing to sneeze at.
- •Son:*with exasperation* "Fine. But I wanna custom license plate."
- •Son goes through life tackling other first world problems w/ same ruthlessness.