THE VANITY PLATE DIARIES

  1. So I was out driving today.
  2. And find myself behind an Audi A4 at a red light.
  3. The license plate reads: ACHOO
    Gesundheit!
  4. So I piece together/deduce the backstory:
  5. Dad:
    "I know you wanted a Jag, son, but you're 16. It's your first car. An Audi is certainly nothing to sneeze at.
  6. Son:
    *ponders*
  7. Son:
    *with exasperation* "Fine. But I wanna custom license plate."
  8. Son goes through life tackling other first world problems w/ same ruthlessness.