Very unlikely to happen
  1. Be in a relationship with Taylor Swift and have a tumultuous breakup
  2. Have Taylor Swift write a song about our breakup
  3. Have a dinner party with Mindy Kaling, Whoopi Goldberg ,Tina Fey , Amy Poehler and have Rachael Ray cater it
  4. Have Oprah give me my own show
  5. Have 1 million dollars