THINGS ON MY FICTIONAL BUCKET LIST

Very unlikely to happen
  1. 1.
    Be in a relationship with Taylor Swift and have a tumultuous breakup
  2. 2.
    Have Taylor Swift write a song about our breakup
  3. 3.
    Have a dinner party with Mindy Kaling, Whoopi Goldberg ,Tina Fey , Amy Poehler and have Rachael Ray cater it
  4. 4.
    Have Oprah give me my own show
  5. 5.
    Have 1 million dollars