Reasons Why I'm Not Getting Out of Bed Today

Well.. Except for food and bathroom.
  1. Because my back hurts from staying in bed too long and standing up only makes it worse, so the obvious cure is curling up in a different way with a heat pad and ibuprofen.
  2. Because "Sunday Funday" directly translates to "Sunday Sleepbinge" in my book.
  3. Because my cats require immediate snuggles.
  4. Because the dishwasher and washer are both running, so I actually accomplished quite a lot, right?
  5. Because Netflix waits for no man. Or woman.
  6. Because, though I'm not religious, isn't this the day of REST?!! Just trying to, you know, do my part...