1. Review the scientific literature on parenting and happiness.
  2. Flip a coin.
    It's a classic for a reason.
  3. Online quiz.
  4. Fixate on how great freedom feels.
    No kids!
  5. Fixate on how sad it would be, to be all alone at 85.
  6. Make my mom decide.
    She has known me for a long time and wants what's best for me.
  7. Make @sagudo decide.
    She picked my last Hinge date and it went super well!
  8. Astrology.
  9. Be undecided until menopause.
    Decision made.
  10. Just go with whatever Amal Clooney ends up doing.
    She seems like she has her shit figured out.