THINGS I KNOW ABOUT VAGUELY FROM TWITTER BUT AM TOO LAZY TO GOOGLE TO GAIN A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING

  1. 1.
    People agree with Rand Paul about exactly one thing and this is very upsetting to them
    BUT WHAT?!
  2. 2.
    Sansa raped someone on Game of Thrones (SPOILER ALERT)
  3. 3.
    Mad Men something something Coca Cola??
  4. 4.
    ISIS?????
  5. 5.
    If people say stop showering they are DUMB because ALMONDS
  6. 6.
    If people say no almonds they are DUMB because COWS (or horses? one of those)
  7. 7.
    The 'Dubs'?
  8. 8.
    They are letting presidents tweet now and everyone is SO HAPPY
  9. 9.
    David Letterman died :(
  10. 10.
    Mad Max: Fury Road HAHA NO JK I HAVE READ EVERY ARTICLE EVER PUBLISHED ABOUT MAD MAX: FURY ROAD