TO ME, HAPPINESS IS…

The things that make your life worth while...
  1. Peeing at any store that will let you use a bathroom after a night of drinking and debauchery. Bathroom 1: Bushes 0
  2. Getting your head scratched why lazy-ing around.
  3. Watching Netflix and actually chilling.
  4. Flipping off the a-hole who ran a stop sign.
  5. A warm shower on a really cold day.
  6. Orange is the New Black
  7. Shaving your legs and getting into bed.