Boys, Identified by Their One Liners, and How It Ended
- •"You look cute today, ya nerdddd."I ended it after the fourth date. He seemed civil until he left and bombarded me with text messages begging for a reason.
- •"You're soooo hot" *grunt*I didn't respond and he never reached out again.
- •"You're a smoke show."When he asked me to have a threesome, I blocked his number :)
- •"You're beautiful."I cancelled the fourth date. Texted the next day I met someone else. Half true.
- •"Come here, beautiful."Ghosting *LOADING 87%*
- •"I hope eventually you play girlfriend for more than one night."He stopped acknowledging me in public, so I stopped considering him as potential.
- •"If he doesn't talk about you 24/7, it's his loss."Ended before it began. Part of me hopes we get a chance someday. Part of me knows we won't.
- •"I want you to be Mrs. **********"He didn't say a word while I was breaking up with him. Single tear as I drove away.