LISTS I WOULD LIST IF I LISTED LISTS

  1. List of things I could be doing instead of making lists
  2. List of things my kid has put in various holes
  3. List of toppings I could put on the pizza I'm craving
  4. List of the craziest things that have happened to me
  5. List of things I've overcome
  6. List of my favorite sitcom character names
  7. List of celebrities who met me
  8. List of holes my kid has put things in
  9. List of bad mommy things I've done