THINGS I NEED TO DO WHEN IM ALREADY LATE FOR WORK

What do I need to do?
  1. Loose my keys
  2. Trim my bangs
  3. Find my burts bees chapstick
  4. Read that email from my professor that I'm dreading
  5. Compose 3 email drafts
  6. Change outfits 4 times
  7. Get angry at my shoe selection
  8. Check all social media twice
  9. Make sure the oven is off, again
  10. Contemplate makeup
  11. Text coworkers, "ugh train delays 😡 the C 👎🏼"