THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO INSTEAD OF THIS RESEARCH PAPER PART 2

  1. Get trapped in a well
  2. Be appointed Donald Trump's new advisor
  3. Shave my head
  4. Move back in with my parents
  5. Be a career entry level janitor at the Coney Island boardwalk bathrooms
  6. Work on this research paper on downtime of a 15 hr bartending shift