RESTAURANTS I'D GO TO IF THEY HAD A DIFFERENT NAME
- •Panini CafeI love paninis but this name such little effort I can't help but think their paninis are equally lame
- •Spaghetti WarehouseDon't want Italian fare anywhere I could use for storage or attend a rave
- •Spaghetti HouseSlightly less lowbrow than previously mentioned Spaghetti Warehouse, but still.
- •The Stinking RoseActually I've always wanted to try this place
- •FuddruckersI just feel icky every time I say it
- •BranzinoI have actually eaten here a few times. But still, ridiculous name for a restaurant