RESTAURANTS I'D GO TO IF THEY HAD A DIFFERENT NAME

  1. Panini Cafe
    I love paninis but this name such little effort I can't help but think their paninis are equally lame
  2. Pastagina
    Obviously
  3. Spaghetti Warehouse
    Don't want Italian fare anywhere I could use for storage or attend a rave
  4. Spaghetti House
    Slightly less lowbrow than previously mentioned Spaghetti Warehouse, but still.
  5. The Stinking Rose
    Actually I've always wanted to try this place
  6. Fuddruckers
    I just feel icky every time I say it
  7. Branzino
    I have actually eaten here a few times. But still, ridiculous name for a restaurant