1. "Bisghetti" for spaghetti
  2. Hand sanitizer has been simplified to the more convenient "hanitizer"
  3. "Lello" and "Aminal" standards, but cute all the same
  4. A new one from tonight - Sebastian's eczema is pronounced "new mexima" by Sofia which to me, sounds like a new trendy place to vacation
  5. For a long time popcorn was called "poc porn" by Sebastian which made for awkward glances at the movies