LIVE-LISTING THE GOP DEBATE

Mostly verbatim.
  1. "I WILL BUILD A WALL. IT WILL BE A GREAT WALL." - Trump, every time
  2. "Jeb, nobody cares." - Trump
  3. "I understand why Donald made that proposal (on banning Muslims)." - Ted Cruz
    In case there was any confusion, this is proof that Cruz is just as xenophobic as Trump.
  4. "Twitter, all the... Rest of it... Snapchat... Have been around for a few years..?" - Carly Fiorina, once a CEO of a software company
    No wonder she fucked up HP.
  5. "I wanna thank Rand for another 30 seconds." - Rubio, salty af
  6. "If your eyes are glazed over like mine, this is what it's like to be on the floor of the Senate." - Christie, tryna be relatable
  7. "Woefully INADEQUATE, no ACCOUNTABILITY, so much BUREAUCRACY." - Fiorina, spittin the hottest SAT vocab words of 2015
  8. "I would be open to closing some areas of the Internet." - Trump, blissfully unaware of how the Internet works
  9. "I think Jeb is a very nice person." - Trump
  10. "Am I talking or are you talking? You're not talking. You need to apologize." - Trump
  11. "Donald, you're not gonna be able to insult your way to the presidency." - Bush, damn.
  12. "I hope at some point you're going to ask me about my strategy for defeating ISIS." - Fiorina, salty af.
  13. "MARGARET THATCHER QUOTE!!!" - Fiorina, omFGGGG
  14. "Ah, yes, the... Caliphate... Is... Bad... Destroy!!!" - Carson, probably eating hummus somewhere
  15. "WE NEED TO LEARN FROM HISTORY" - Cruz, who has not learned from foreign policy regarding boots on the ground since WWI
  16. "If bad people die, I will not shed a SINGLE TEAR." - Rubio, foreign policy war hawk.
  17. ✨PROTESTOR INTERRUPTS TRUMP✨
  18. "Wounded warriors all over the place who I LOVE!!" - Trump, idiot
  19. "You're not gonna find a finer man than Ben, but I WANTED TO TAKE THE OIL FOR YEARS." - Trump, idiot
  20. "On airplanes, they always say to put your oxygen mask on first. Then, you help your neighbors." - Carson, with a disarmingly solid analogy
  21. "I think Assad is a bad guy. A very bad guy. Lots of people killed." - Trump, eloquent
  22. ✨doing the robot✨
  23. "I didn't say that about Putin!!" - Fiorina, who definitely said that about Putin
  24. "F-F-FFFeckless weakling" - Christie, really tryna drop the F bomb
  25. "I think it's very sad that CNN leads Jeb down a road that attacks ME!" - Trump
  26. "You're a tough guy, Jeb. REAL TOUGH! I'm at 42 and you're at 3! IM DOING BETTER. You keep moving further and further away from the CENTER OF THE STAGE!" - Trump
  27. "I've had a lot of experience.. Building things... Organizing things..." - Carson, organized.
  28. "MISS FIORINA PLEASE WAIT YOUR TURN." - CNN, killin it
  29. "We need to choose the right choice. Not these false choices." - Carson, intellectual
  30. "WOMEN CAN BE BAD TOO." - Christie, feminist
  31. "People accuse me of having such a BIG HEART." - Kasich
  32. "I called it. I called it very strongly. I'm proud of this. I told you." - Trump
  33. "Ted has a wonderful temperament. He's just fine. Don't worry about it." - Trump
  34. "Oh.. Ohio... People from... Ohio.. Oh.. Io.... Ohio." - Kasich
  35. "I REMEMBER 9/11 TOO!!!!" - Fiorina
  36. "JUDGEMENT. CLARITY. TRUST. CUT TAXES. REAGAN. UNLEASH. BUSINESSES. RADICAL ISLAMIST. WE WIN. THEY LOSE." - Cruz