PEOPLE I DON'T TRUST 📂
I'm having a bad Christmas/winter break/last three months, so I'm releasing this cranky draft into the wild 🙃
- •People who never went through a scene/emo phaseEnjoy my first Facebook profile picture, circa 2008. Every time I walk by a Hot Topic, my heart tugs a little bit.
- •People who choose bowls over conesWhat??? Are you doing??? It's more food for FREE. An e d i b l e ice cream holder. No trash! Think of your environment.
- •People who prefer kindlesOkay, Satan.
- •People who do juice cleansesBut? Chicken tenders? Mac n cheese? Pasta?
- •People who enjoyed middle school@pili_ervin, I do not trust you. Middle school was misery.
- •People who refuse to let you kill bugsThey are 26-eyed germ monsters. Let them die.
- •People who litterLike are you a sociopath
- •Cat peopleLOOK at my dog. LOOK AT HIM.