REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS I NEED TO START ASKING ON A FIRST DATE

Inspired by @drugs
  1. Do you actually tell your friends I say hi when I ask you to?
  2. Can you specifically name how many cents on the dollar black, Latina, Asian, and white women make compared to men?
  3. How do you treat those who can do nothing for you?
  4. What are your thoughts on anti-bacterial soap?
  5. The microwave is faster, but the oven tastes better. Which do you choose?