Best Directions for the Listapp to Pivot

People enjoy silly lists, but when it's time to sell to investors, The Listapp will need more substance. Here's the best directions for them to go in.
  1. Smushr
    A service that will deliver you ants, along with a device to smush them, within 30 minutes, worldwide.
  2. Magicl
    Tinder for Magicians. It's... just terrible.
  3. Shamr
    An app that parents can use to create a fake life/career when asked by others about their disappointing child.
  4. Kaiju
    Gives you control of a real life giant Japanese rubber monster as it destroys the city of your choice.
  5. Flshlght
    A social networking-based flashlight app.
  6. Towl
    3D-printed towels, printed directly from your smartphone.
  7. Woofly
    Yelp for dogs (like, so they can find dog stuff, not so people can find dogs).
  8. Summonr
    On-demand possession from a variety of ancient and horrifying spirits.
  9. Screamr
    A voice transcription app that takes everything you write and then screams it back at you very loudly.
    Suggested by   @nokiddin
  10. Dudu - matchmaking app for people who need to pick up dogshit and people who will let you pay them to pick up dogshit
    Suggested by   @schwartztastic