Best Vacation Destinations

  1. Stewart Butterfield's private island
    All you can eat peek-and-eat shrimp, plus, for an extra million, you can hunt a person. Shit's tight.
  2. Elon Musk's Sex Matrix
    Like the regular matrix, but with way less wire-fu and way more being-able-to-do-it-with-historical-figures.
  3. Pigeon Forge, TN
    Hey, rich guys can like go-karts and Dollywood, too.