Creations I'm Proudest Of

  1. iPhone 7
    This fall, everything will be revolutionized, again. Two words: ingestible computing.
  2. Tuber - Uber for Tomatoes
    I dreamed of a world where mankind could have access to fresh, delicious, on-demand tomatoes, any time of day or night. And now that dream is a glorious reality.
  3. Ted Cruz
    My masterpiece. A living, breathing Turing test, introduced into American politics. There's still a few kinks to work out, but he's so lifelike! The general public believes that's he's actually human! And version 2.0 is going to be even better.