Highlights From Martin Shkreli's Christmas Party
My good friend Martin was arrested today for some trumped-up nonsense, but this past weekend, he threw the greatest Christmas party of all time.
- •Using Wu Tang Clan's "Once Upon a Time in Shaolin" album to cut a mountain of pharmaceutical-grade cocaine.
- •Performance by Yo Yo Ma ft. Fetty Wap.
- •Ice sculptures of fleeing Syrian refugees that dispensed top-shelf vodka.
- •Baby white tiger sliders.
- •Skating rink made out of Voss-brand water.
- •Hoverboards EVERYWHERE.
- •Sean Parker doing drunk karaoke with Drake and the oldest surviving Little Rascal (Buckwheat).
- •Roaring fire made out of $1 Million USD.
- •Foxy boxing match between Sheryl Sandberg and Angela Merkel
- •Cash bar.