1. Soylent
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    SlimFast for coders.
  2. Tesla
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    Aston Martins for liberals.
  3. Slack
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    AOL Instant Messenger for sharing GIFs of sloths.
  4. Pokémon Go
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    Fitbit for nerds.
  5. Pandora
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    Radio for people who only want to listen to the same 3 ads on a loop.
  6. Instagram
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    MySpace for popular dogs.
  7. Twitter
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    Shouting for introverts.
  8. Facebook
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    LoJack for worried parents of college students.
  9. Snapchat
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    The modern equivalent of flashing someone in the park.
  10. li.st
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    Buzzfeed for independent bookstore employees.