Honest Descriptions Of Tech Companies

  1. Soylent
    SlimFast for coders.
  2. Tesla
    Aston Martins for liberals.
  3. Slack
    AOL Instant Messenger for sharing GIFs of sloths.
  4. Pokémon Go
    Fitbit for nerds.
  5. Pandora
    Radio for people who only want to listen to the same 3 ads on a loop.
  6. Instagram
    MySpace for popular dogs.
  7. Twitter
    Shouting for introverts.
  8. Facebook
    LoJack for worried parents of college students.
  9. Snapchat
    The modern equivalent of flashing someone in the park.
  10. Buzzfeed for independent bookstore employees.