How to Be Me in Five Easy Steps
Inspired by @gwcoffey
- 1.Create something so revolutionary that the entire world must pay tribute to your mad genius.
- 2.Own enough yachts to technically qualify as a luxury cruise line.
- 3.Catfish Marissa Mayer into thinking she's in an online relationship with "Kevin."
- 4.Sacrifice a Prius to the money gods every morning before your breakfast Soylent.
- 5.Be very, very disappointed in one of your children.