How to Be Me in Five Easy Steps
Inspired by @gwcoffey
- •Create something so revolutionary that the entire world must pay tribute to your mad genius.
- •Own enough yachts to technically qualify as a luxury cruise line.
- •Catfish Marissa Mayer into thinking she's in an online relationship with "Kevin."
- •Sacrifice a Prius to the money gods every morning before your breakfast Soylent.
- •Be very, very disappointed in one of your children.