Inspired by @gwcoffey
  1. Create something so revolutionary that the entire world must pay tribute to your mad genius.
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  2. Own enough yachts to technically qualify as a luxury cruise line.
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  3. Catfish Marissa Mayer into thinking she's in an online relationship with "Kevin."
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  4. Sacrifice a Prius to the money gods every morning before your breakfast Soylent.
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  5. Be very, very disappointed in one of your children.
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