Issues on Which I Will Choose for Whom to Vote
Inspired by @jimlampley
- •Tax relief to America's most oppressed class, the humble tech billionaire.
- •Willingness to phase out our organic military assets in favor of logical, unemotional machines.
- •Ending the foolish 36-hour waiting period for doomsday weapons.
- •Eradication of homelessness, or, failing that, the homeless.
- •Ending immigration restrictions on scientists and engineers kidnapped from developing countries.
- •5-step plan to get rid of Sergey. Permanently. Because fuck that guy.