My Favorite New Apps

  1. Bonr
    Grindr for dogs.
  2. Clux
    On-demand chickens, brought to your door, no questions asked.
  3. Upair
    The Uber of Au Pairs. My kids keep chasing nannies away, so this service is invaluable.
  4. Bombr
    Calls in anonymous bomb threats to airports if you're running late for a flight.
  5. Trappst
    Custom trap music curated to user's taste.
  6. Kim Kardashian: Overlord
    The sequel to hit mobile game Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. Take charge of Kim as she sends her slave armies to battle against Oceania and Eastasia.
  7. Separate Waze
    A Waze variant that plays the Journey song "Separate Ways" at full volume while in use.
  8. Jelp
    Yelp meets J-Date. It's...frustrating.