My Favorite Tesla Hacks

Elon built some crazy stuff into the Tesla. Here are my favorite hidden features.
  1. Bizzaro-mode
    Sends your Tesla into an alternate dimension where everyone is evil and has a goatee.
  2. Beast-mode
    Everyone in the car turns into pro-bowl running back Marshawn Lynch.
  3. Ala-mode
    The car dispenses iced cream treats. They're mandatory.
  4. Depeche-mode
    Get ready to get sad! Because you will be.
  5. The mode-warrior
    Useful for blasting across the dunes of a post-apocalyptic hellscape.