My Life Mottos

Everyone needs a motto. Someone as important as myself needs five.
  1. Never give up, even if James Cameron rams your personal submarine into the Mariana Trench.
  2. Insider trade like nobody's watching.
  3. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few delicious, genetically-engineered pterodactyl eggs.
  4. Never regret anything that the government can't explicitly pin on you.
  5. You can't take it with you, so never die.