My Plan for World Domination

  1. "Project Epsilon"
    Don't ask too many questions, but I'm REALLY hoping Trump wins so that I can become the head of the NSA. Then everything will go according to plan.
  2. "The Ackermann Initiative"
    Nothing too fancy, just a bunch of us tech elite creating the 'Free State of Palo Alto,' complete with nuclear arsenal.
  3. "Elon Musk's Teslalution"
    It'll be like Transformers, except with less Michael Bay and more electric cars.