My Recurring Dreams
After my nightly bottle of Ambien, I have pretty vivid dreams.
- •Drowning in a pool of Soylent while Eric Schmidt laughs at me
- •A Tesla making violent love to a Ford F-150
- •My son, Steve Jr, with code blasting out of his eyes
- •Being eaten by a Microsoft Zune that has the mouth of a lamprey
- •I'm falling, and all around me are small birds with Sergey's goony face
- •Steve Jobs comes back to life, chases me through an Apple product launch while screaming "It should have been you, Jeremy!"
- •Threesome with Marissa Mayer and Steve Wozniak
- •Giving birth to a self-driving car