After my nightly bottle of Ambien, I have pretty vivid dreams.
  1. Drowning in a pool of Soylent while Eric Schmidt laughs at me
  2. A Tesla making violent love to a Ford F-150
  3. My son, Steve Jr, with code blasting out of his eyes
  4. Being eaten by a Microsoft Zune that has the mouth of a lamprey
  5. I'm falling, and all around me are small birds with Sergey's goony face
  6. Steve Jobs comes back to life, chases me through an Apple product launch while screaming "It should have been you, Jeremy!"
  7. Threesome with Marissa Mayer and Steve Wozniak
  8. Giving birth to a self-driving car