Reasons Steve Jobs Is Rolling Over in His Grave
My good friend Steve Jobs was almost as much of a dynamic genius as I am. It's not every day I meet my intellectual equal, and it saddens me terribly to see some of Apple's missteps in the wake of his death.
- •Rose Gold iPhoneOh, goodie. Finally, a phone specifically for ASU sorority girls. Steve HATED the color rose gold. He was much more of a white gold fan. Savages.
- •Apple PencilSteve said it best: "If you see a stylus, they blew it." Really, Tim? You're going to go after Android with a pencil? Steve would be crying tears of shame if they wouldn't immediately freeze in the sub-zero temperatures of his cryo-pod. By which I mean grave.
- •Apple WatchIf you knew Steve as closely as I did, you knew that he believed the future was in injectables, not wearables. I'm supremely disappointed I'm not getting my yearly Apple shot.