Ted Talks I Feel Qualified to Give

  1. Making your first billion by the age 19
  2. How to revolutionize everything, always
  3. When money pits are a good thing: How to literally swim in currency
  4. Pranking Google executives for fun and profit
  5. Making love to your Tesla: A love story in three parts
  6. Yacht buying for first timers
  7. Living with ghosts: one man's struggle with the spooky children
  8. How to get invited to Sen Parker's Christmas party
  9. Stop Tweeting, damn it: Learning how to deal with social media backlash
  10. The art of crying during a Senate hearing: how to convince lawmakers to let in your specific guest workers