Uber's New Logo Looks Like...

I love you, Travis, but this was a misstep. We'll discuss further at Saturday's Robot Jox tournament.
  1. Robot sperm fertilizing the egg of a better future.
  2. HAL 9000's butt hole.
  3. Jon Ives as Pac-Man.
  4. An off-brand Millennium Falcon.
  5. A send-back bagel.
  6. A cracked AOL giveaway CD.