Ways to Disrupt Christmas
- •Bypass Santa directly by hiring team of underpaid little people to make you garments and electronics on demand.
- •Beat "Big Eggnog" at their own game by combining pancake mix, Solent, and bourbon into a drinkable slurry.
- •Replace reindeer-based toy distribution with Amazon drones.
- •Put on pageant dedicated to our new lord and savior: dedicated cloud-based workflow analysis algorithms.
- •Instead of opening gifts in Christmas morning, open a new self-driving car factory in New Mexico.
- •Genetically engineer a sentient Christmas tree, teach it how to decorate itself.
- •Create your own Christmas movie by purchasing rights to Home Alone from 20th Century Fox and reshooting it with your kids using your iPad.
- •Rather than wrapping gifts, destroy your loved ones eyesight Christmas Eve, only to restore it using lasers Christmas morning when gifts are presented. It's a Christmas miracle!