We're building the foundation of a disruption economy. I encourage you to spend your days helping drag humanity into the 21st century.
  1. Scream "Be Uber" while taking a taxi ride
  2. Insist on paying the homeless with Venmo
  3. Only speak Python in the home so your child grows up code-literate
  4. Text pictures of pizza to your local Italian restaurant until they bring it to you on demand
  5. Shove potential mates to the left or right depending on sexual attractiveness