What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically
- •0-14: Marine BiologistI really, really loved ocean life. As a present for my 14th birthday, my parents bought me a snorkeling trip off the Florida Keys. This led directly to the next goal.
- •14-15: Not in a comaThat ski boat did a number on my prefrontal cortex. However, being in a purgatory-like-state allowed me to really reflect on what I wanted to do with my life.
- •15-Present: An innovative tech genius who the world will one day celebrate as a demigodCrushed it.