What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

  1. 0-14: Marine Biologist
    I really, really loved ocean life. As a present for my 14th birthday, my parents bought me a snorkeling trip off the Florida Keys. This led directly to the next goal.
  2. 14-15: Not in a coma
    That ski boat did a number on my prefrontal cortex. However, being in a purgatory-like-state allowed me to really reflect on what I wanted to do with my life.
  3. 15-Present: An innovative tech genius who the world will one day celebrate as a demigod
    Crushed it.