My good friend Steve taught me that putting effort into dressing yourself just takes time away from creating something truly special.
  1. Tom's Chukkas
    Not "Tom's" brand. Rather, Tom himself made me these Chukkas after I saved an Sudanese village from the ravages of poverty.
  2. Levi's 501 Tapered Fit Jeans
    They're the same pair of jeans my good friend Steve announced the iPhone in (and, subsequently, died in).
  3. Apple Watch
    Foxconn made their workers spell out my name using their bodies when I came to pick it up in person. They really are an amazing manufacturer.
  4. Warbly Parker X Apple glasses
    Don't worry, you'll be able to buy them soon. They're like Google glass, only people will actually want to buy them.
  5. Black turtleneck
    The same turtleneck my good friend Steve was wearing when he announced the iMac. RIP Steve.
  6. Sense of accomplishment
    I never leave the house without it.