5 things I Would Rather Do Than Adult Today

Adulting is really hard right now and I just want to escape for a bit and come back rejuvenated. Here are a few things I would like to do:
  1. 1.
    Paint with the late Bob Ross
    I want to paint some happy trees and turn mistakes into clouds.
  2. 2.
    Drink a beer with VP Biden.
    I just want to sit back with a beer and listen to his crazy stories. You know he has a ton. Plus, he would probably pay.
  3. 3.
    Cage-diving with great white sharks.
    'Cause I could use some excitement...real excitement! Not just sitting-in-a-bar-and-seeing-a hot-guy excitement. That's getting boring.
  4. 4.
    Quality one-on-one time with the Dalai Lama.
    Peace, relaxation, mindfulness, hope, and laughter. That guy is the total package.
  5. 5.
    Take a nap in the middle of the day at work without any cares of drooling, messing up my hair, farting, or getting fired.
    Pre-school style, with a snack. 'Cause I'm not getting enough sleep, and I want it to be built back into my day.