FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CANNOT GET MARKY MARK TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

  1. YO! IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME
    Marky MARK? Holy shit! How'd you get past my doorman? Wow. WOW. Can I get you anything? A beer?
  2. TO BRING FORTH THE RHYTHM AND THE RHYME
    What am I thinking - BEER? I'll get you a vodka, rocks. I mean, you don't touch carbs, clearly. Because look at you. Look. At. You.
  3. IMA GET MINE, SO GET YOURS
    Oh!! All right. Aggressive. I like it.
  4. I WANNA SEE SWEAT COMIN' OUT YOUR PORES
    Actually, I don't really sweat that much - though sometimes at the gym it can get annoying, just because my bangs....
  5. ON THE HOUSE TIP IS HOW I'M SWINGING THIS
    Uh - just curious what you mean by "swinging"? Like, you don't mean that in an Ice Storm, wife-swapping, key party kind of way, right?
  6. BRINGING THIS TO THE ENTIRE NATION: BLACK WHITE RED BROWN FEEL THE VIBRATION
    Actually, maybe you could clarify "swinging" AND "entire nation" because honestly you might have the wrong idea about me? I'm really not that kind of - OH, wow, look at that, you're taking your shirt off. You just took your shirt off. Just took it right off.
  7. COME ON COME ON! FEEL IT FEEL IT!
    Oh, I feel it, all right.
  8. FEEL THE VIBRATION!
    Seriously - I feel it. No need for further discussion.
  9. MAKING YOU FEEL THE RHYTHM IS MY OCCUPATION - SO FEEL THE VIBRATION!
    Honestly, we're good. You don't need to ask me twice.
  10. VIBRATIONS GOOD LIKE SUNKIST - MANY WANNA KNOW WHO DONE THIS!
    OK, sure? Are you saying you need me to sign a non-disclosure agreement first?
  11. .....MARKY MARK AND I'M HERE TO MOVE YOU!
    I KNOW!! So are we doing this? I cannot believe we are DOING THIS. Wait - leave the Sox cap on.
  12. DONNIE D'S ON THE BACK UP!
    Whaaaaaaat? Donnie's here TOO? Did somebody give you my diary?
  13. DRUG-FREE, SO PUT THE CRACK UP!
    No crack in THIS apartment, though there might be, like, half a joint somewhere? Just holding it for a friend. No worries.
  14. I'M ANTI D-R-U-G-G-I-E MY BODY IS HEALTHY
    Damn right it is.
  15. AND RHYMES MAKE ME WEALTHY
    OK, cool, that's great - so...did you maybe wanna go in the other room?
  16. AND THE FUNKY BUNCH HELPS ME
    Wait, hold up: you, Donnie, possibly the entire Nation, AND the Funky Bunch? I'm not sure I can handle this - WOW, all right, OK, there go the pants. The pants are down. Also: still shirtless. Oh my God, I'm having trouble breathing.
  17. NOW THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO GET UP - THE REST HAS YOU FED UP BUT YO I WON'T LET UP
    Sweetie, look: I don't mean to criticize, but there seems to be a whole lotta talking going on and not a whole lotta action, you know what I mean?
  18. IF YOU AIN'T IN IT TO WIN IT THEN GET THE HELL OUT
    WHOA, slow down, I'm in it! I'm in it!
  19. I COMMAND YOU TO DANCE - I WANNA SEE MOTIVATION
    Also, not to nitpick, but this IS my apartment.
  20. CAN YOU FEEL IT, BABY?
    I......
  21. I CAN TOO
    Well, you didn't really give me a chance to respond, but whatever, who cares. My God, that accent. Dorcester, right? I LOVE IT
  22. "IT'S SUCH A: GOOD VIBRATIOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!"
    WHAT THE?? Who is that woman singing? Is someone else in my apartment? Oh, no. Is that Jenny McCarthy? That's not Jenny McCarthy, is it?
  23. COME ON COME ON COME ON!
    I AM TRYING TO COME ON BUT SERIOUSLY YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME
  24. FEEL IT FEEL IT!
    I AM FEELING IT. Please, no more talking. OK? Is that so wicked hahd?
  25. FEEL THE VIBRATION!!!
    Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Time to play the quiet game!! And NO, Donnie may not bring in the Wahlburgers crew. THANK YOU!!!!!