MARTHA STEWART RECIPE OR SEX EUPHEMISM?

I got a "not a euphemisms" list request from @michellemiller (since she knows they make up roughly 99% of my vernacular) but, in the spirit of Queen Martha herself, I wanna make it longer and harder (NOT A EUPHEMISM)
  1. the firecracker
  2. grandma's peach cake
  3. kennebunkport surprise
  4. Open-faced tuna nicoise sandwich
  5. donkey punch
  6. red snapper hash
  7. sour cherry clafoutis
    @andycohen can confirm that martha knows her way around a clafoutis (and a threesome)
  8. alabama hot pocket
  9. bloody orange maria
  10. hot karl
  11. trout grenobloise
  12. kentucky klondike bar
  13. turkey slap
  14. maui mudslide
  15. eskimo trebuchet