THINGS DONALD TRUMP REALLY JUST DOES NOT WANNA HEAR ABOUT RIGHT NOW, JEEVES

  1. The correct pronunciation of "gif"
  2. What your actual name is, Jeeves
  3. "GRAAAAAMPPPAAAAAA!!!"
  4. Whether or not those pants make Melania's ass look fat
  5. The Gilmore Girls reboot
  6. That part in The Shining when Jack Nicholson is making out with that hot broad in the tub and then she turns into this old AAAAARGH I HATE HALLOWEEN TURN IT OFF JEEVES TURN IT OFF!!!!!!
  7. Palestine
  8. Why my Appetite For Destruction CD is missing from my discman. I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Jeeves: any and all Guns N' Roses is always Off. Fucking. Limits
  9. Feminism
  10. If Jeb unfriended me
  11. "No"
  12. How many orgasms Rupert Murdoch said he gave Jerry Hall last night
  13. Orgasms
  14. If bacon is a carcinogenic
  15. Seriously, Jeeves, if I can't play Rocket Queen in, like, two seconds I am gonna completely lose my shit
  16. "You're fired"