10 SPORTS MY FUTURE SON WON'T BE ALLOWED TO PLAY

Hopefully he wants to be a tennis player, swimmer or, better yet, a dancer.
  1. 1.
    Football
    Uh, concussions!
  2. 2.
    Lacrosse
    Ditto: concussions
  3. 3.
    Rugby
    Concussions, again
  4. 4.
    Hunting
    Is that a sport? Either way, guns.
  5. 5.
    Ice hockey
    Oh, HELL no
  6. 6.
    BMX biking
    LOL, no
  7. 7.
    NASCAR racing
    Those cars crash and blow up. So, no.
  8. 8.
    Power lifting
    Those weights could crush him
  9. 9.
    Wrestling
    Just no.
  10. 10.
    Boxing
    PUNCHING? Are you KIDDING me?