10 SPORTS MY FUTURE SON WON'T BE ALLOWED TO PLAY
Hopefully he wants to be a tennis player, swimmer or, better yet, a dancer.
- 1.FootballUh, concussions!
- 2.LacrosseDitto: concussions
- 3.RugbyConcussions, again
- 4.HuntingIs that a sport? Either way, guns.
- 5.Ice hockeyOh, HELL no
- 6.BMX bikingLOL, no
- 7.NASCAR racingThose cars crash and blow up. So, no.
- 8.Power liftingThose weights could crush him
- 9.WrestlingJust no.
- 10.BoxingPUNCHING? Are you KIDDING me?