THINGS I THOUGHT DURING MY FIRST EDM CLUB EXPERIENCE

  1. Why is his shirt off?
  2. Do any of these songs have words?
  3. Why do people keep posing with their tongues out?
  4. Why are you pointing at the camera in every picture, dude?
  5. What is she/he wearing?
  6. I don't know any of these songs.
  7. I'm old.
  8. This place is loud.
  9. What is that girl ON?
  10. Did that girl just barf in her hand?
    ...That girl just barfed in her hand.
  11. What time is it?
  12. Oh, thank the lord. They're playing hip hop.
    Aka songs I know.
  13. So many light up accessories.
  14. So much neon.
  15. Do people do this every night?