REAL THINGS I'VE SAID WHILE WORKING IN PRESCHOOL

  1. "We don't put balls in our mouth."
  2. "Who has poop in their pants?"
  3. "Whose underwear is on the rug?"
  4. "We don't watch other people go to the bathroom."
  5. "Are you a cat?...then don't play with the toilet paper."
  6. "Fix your face."