GOOD REASONS TO OWN A CHAINSAW

  1. Every party needs an ice swan
  2. Turn a stale baguette into fancy breadcrumbs
  3. Topiary art
  4. Great excuse to make your own artisanal chain oil
  5. Last minute Halloween accoutrement
  6. Serious jugglers own three
  7. Make your own jorts
  8. Every scar is a story
  9. Wearing used chains as jewelry is some next level Mr. T shit