What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

  1. 5-9 years old: Professional Football Player
  2. 10-16 years old: Farmer
  3. 17-25 years old: Bill Murray or David Letterman
  4. 26-33 years old: Actor & stand up comedian
  5. 33-43 years old: Decent human being
  6. 44- up: Watching Netfix